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| It's like a complete wonder that Lucy knows which
end is up. |
Monday, July 29th
posted by Alison Stewart |
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It's like a complete wonder that Lucy knows which
end is up. Just when I think the princess is ready
to play with the big kids, she gets all high and
mighty-ish on me. Today she tells me she's turning
the screws on that witchy Rosanna and I had a moment
of: finally my good sense is starting to rub off
on Luce. So feeling all empowered like, I tell Lucy
that I've come up with like these UBER-BRILLIANT
ideas about how to bring Aaron back to town. And
then, whatdya know, the frost comes back and she
totally nixes all of them!!! Fine. Whatever. She's
fooling herself if she thinks an I Don't Listen
To Nobody dude like that is going to hop on his
sweet bike and come roaring back into itty-bitty
boring Oakdale without a little persuasion. Anyway,
let's talk about the important consequences here:
uh... no Aaron means no FAUX BOYFRIEND for ME!!!
And thanks to sistermom Em, I'm all hyped on this
faux dating thing. So I'm gonna get that guy back
here if it kills me. And speaking of killing, here's
the scoop. I had my most brilliant of brilliant
ideas. I call Aaron and tell him something all death
and destruction-ish happened to Lucy so he'd race
back to town. I lay the brilliance on Lucy, right?
And what does she do? Ms I'd Never Eat Dessert With
My Salad Fork said NO WAY. But I like, don't respond
well to "no way." So as soon as she blew
out of there, I left a lovely heartfelt message
for my fave hottie that his poor little girlfriend
was creamed by a bus. Lucy can thank me later.
I'll totally keep you all posted.
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| My parents would probably kill me if they knew |
Monday, July 29th
posted by Lucy Montgomery |
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My parents would probably kill me if they knew,
but back in Montega, when I was supposed to be up
in my room, studying hard like the good little girl
everyone thinks I am, I actually committed my first
act of rebellion: Oh, sure, I still did my homework.
But I did it while watching television! (I know,
I know, it's not exactly Marlon Brando on a motorcycle,
which, by the way, I watched on TV without anyone
knowing, but it was a start and, as you can tell,
I am finally getting the hang of acting up. And
out). But, anyway, I watched TV, these American
rerun stations, and one of the shows I was hooked
on for a while was (get ready to laugh): Let's
Make a Deal. That's the one where you take the
prize you win or you get to pick a mystery curtain.
And sometimes it's something great behind the curtain
and then sometimes it's like a gaggle of geese or
whatever. Well, today I was playing Let's Make
a Deal with Rosanna again. But no curtains,
no geese, no fun. I hate bargaining with her when
it comes to my dad but Rosanna leaves me no choice.
So here was my deal: I said I wouldn't tell my dad
I saw her hooking up with this Mike guy if she kept
quiet about me sneaking out with Aaron. And... theme
music, please... she went for it. I knew she would.
She is such a coward when it comes to my dad. Still,
I'm keeping close tabs on her anyway. But, here's
the worst part: None of it might end up mattering.
Aaron is still missing! I'm utterly devastated about
it. Of course, wouldn't you know it, Alison comes
up with this "great" idea to get him back
by reporting him to the police. Ridiculous! And
then even better, she says she'll leave a message
on his cell saying that I got mauled by a lion or
something terrible like that so that Aaron will
come rushing back to my rescue. Awful, right? I'm
already lying to my dad... I'm definitely not going
to start lying to Aaron. But, total change of subject,
Alison was psyched to hear that I'm finally putting
the pressure on Rosanna.
I don't know if having Alison's approval is a
good thing or a bad
thing............................
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