I'm baaaaack!! And like totally FRAZZLED. I'm not even going to get into my "road trip" with Aaron and Lucy or else I'd be blogging until my fingers fall off. But then again, fingers falling off would probably be a treat compared to LOSING MY MIND, which I'm really thinking is starting to happen. Long story short, Lucy's in the hospital. We were in St. Louis and I like blurted out this small, nothing something to Lucy and she totally freaked and like went tearing out to find Aaron, not looking both ways when she crossed the street which you KNOW the princess was taught to do, and she got hit by a trolley-type thing on the way. DRAMA, right? Anyway, we had the cops and the medics and her dad all freaking out -- oh, no, oh, no, the princess has an owie! But now we're all back in Oakdale and Lucy -- totally that movie about the guy who keeps tattooing himself because he forgets -- doesn't remember a thing about what happened on our trip and everyone's rushing her to remember, remember, remember.
Puh-leeze. I mean, give the girl a break, right? She can't even move her legs (which is another movie, the one where Cary Grant promises to meet the redhead at the top of the Empire State Building, a total Meg Ryan/Tom Hanks rip-off). If you ask me, Lucy being stuck in a wheelchair for like the rest of her life is way more important than wracking your brain for stupid unimportant details that no one really needs to know. But Aaron, though, he's on a major rampage. Do you know what he told me today? That he kissed Lucy to try to remind her that they did the nasty on our trip (um, yeah, don't even want to talk about THAT; I'm freezing my butt off in the car and they're getting down and dirty)!!! And Aaron has this brilliant idea that his super-magic kiss is going to make Lucy remember everything. Hello???
Ego??? And why don't you completely traumatize Lucy-goosey while you're at it... reminding the princess that she lost it in a dirty old barn? Nice, real nice. So, I think I convinced Aaron to keep his trap shut. I thought maybe spilling the beans to Lucy's daddy might help me run a little interference but then I overheard Aaron saying all these cool things about me, like he NOTICED how loyal I was to him this whole time and broke him out of jail and really pissed off my sister-mom's old-man hubster to do it, so I changed my mind. I mean, Craig would totally kill Aaron if he found out about their little roll in the hay (like, literally!), and who am I kidding, I'm still nuts about the guy. I guess I don't want his face busted in. Whatever.
I'll totally keep you all posted.
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