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| OK, total revelation about the super-upstanding,
look-at-me-I’ve-got-a-white-coat-on CHRIS HUGHES. |
Monday, March 17th
posted by Alison Stewart |
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OK, total revelation about the super-upstanding,
look-at-me-I’ve-got-a-white-coat-on CHRIS HUGHES.
Turns out. before he was a big fancy doctor, he
was a big fancy troublemaker just like me (well,
without the style and awesome fashion sense, I’m
so sure)!! At least he’s been arrested just
like me. I don’t know the whole story but it
seems my new über cool hospital roomie Katie
Frasier had something to do with it. But before
her name was Frasier... it was Confetti or something
like that. Whatever. Anyway, she and Chris have
done the crime thing together (shades of Aaron and
me, no?). But back to Chris. So, I thought he’d
definitely do me a solid and declare me sick FOREVER
since obviously we have the whole fugitive thing
in common. And that way, I could stay in the hospital
and never ever have to go under house arrest which
is really, let’s face it, only an itty bit
better than actual prison. But Chris was like no
way. Some friend! So wait, my day gets better. I
thought I’d cheer up Katie and buy a bunch
of BUNNY STUFF from the gift shop because she has
this bunny named Snickers (like the candy bar) who
she’s totally missing right now. And it’s
not like I have $$$ on me... I mean, these awful
hospital gowns don’t even have pockets. So,
I just put the gifts on my Mom’s credit card...
I totally would have paid her back later. But I
didn’t even get the chance... Mom wigged out
on me and said she’s taking me home like stat
("stat"... I’m learning hospital
talk!). I don’t know how I’m going to
get out of this one but there’s no way I’m
going to let anyone take me out of this hospital
so I can spend the rest of my life chained to the
leg of my mother’s dining room table. I’ll
totally keep you all posted.
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