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And now the exciting conclusion of, the Spider-Man 3 debacle!

Ok, so there I was, poster tube in hand, will power in throat, and the security guard won’t let me open the poster tube to get Sam Raimi to sign the Evil Dead poster! So I stand my ground, and I’ve got a plan! So first up in the signing line was Bryce Howard! Ok so far so good, she’s nice, she’s funny, and she’s talking to Topher Grace, who’s next in line. I felt like they were probably tired, not really into what they’re doing, ready to go home. But instead I was greeted with great enthusiasm, big smiles, and actual excitement! They were all so nice, and kind! Topher commented on the Venom shirt I was wearing (courtesy of Sony Pictures!), and I was on my way to the next celebrity, halfway to the end of my quest! So next up was Thomas Hayden Church, who, every time I see, is just so hilarious!! I asked him why he wasn’t the star of a major comedy yet, and he replied jokingly, “It’s the drugs!” Topher had a good laugh at that quip as well, it was really an experience to remember! So, moving on, next was Kirsten Dunst!! Which I was not prepared for!! I mean, I love Interview with a Vampire, and of course the other Spider-Man movies, but I was just not ready to actually see her, face to face, and so up close!! I was nervous, for sure! She smiled at me, and said hi, she seemed eager to hear what I was trying to muster, which was basically, “Wow, I’ve never expected in my entire life, to actually be this close to you!” She just smiled, then stood up and gave me a “over the table” hug! WOW! Imagine that! Actual contact with Mary Jane!!! WOOOO! But still, it hadn’t really fazed what I planned to do once I got to Sam, I had to keep focused. So next up was Tobey, which was quite shocking as well, I mean, you really don’t think of these actors as real people, we watch them on our TV’s and local movie screens every day, but you just never expect to see them like this. In the same room as you, breathing the same air! Tobey was kind of busy speaking to someone with him, but he still took the time to sign the Spider-Man 3 poster, and say Hi! Awesome, just awesome. But now, this is it. This is the moment of truth. This next experience could make or break my quest! I had my plan, and I was gonna go through with it! So, I stepped over to Sam Raimi, who was just sitting there, he grabbed the Spider-Man poster, and signed it. “How yah doin?” He asked, while signing the poster. To which I replied, “Ok” Nervousness overcame me. I almost didn’t say another word, and almost walked away, with my shame in a poster tube. But this was it, this was my only chance….I said, “Mr. Raimi, I have this poster here, from Dead Alive, and I’ve got the signature of every member of the cast, and you’re the only person left to sign it! And It’ll be complete, do you think you can sign this?!” The person next to me, nudged me, as if to let me know I’ve done something wrong. Sam looked at me and said, “Break it out”, so I quickly shoved the poster out of the tube and unraveled it on the table in front of Sam. He then pulled out a sharpie, and at this point I knew my quest was over! My dream had come true! And It was all gonna be ok!!! The Sam said, “Ok, now…I’m not gonna sign this….And here’s why. Let me tell you a story.” I stared in horror, what have I done?! Why won’t he sign it?! What’s happening!! I was shocked! He said, “There once was a boy who came to the Con to get a poster signed, he asked the director to sign the poster for a movie that he did not direct!” Suddenly the people in line broke out in laughter, including Tobey Maguire…I was frantically searching in my brain for what I had done wrong! Then it hit me!! I asked him to sign a DEAD ALIVE poster!!! My brain! My foolish brain!! What have I done!!!? In my nervous rambling, and shaky legged standing, I asked Sam Raimi, director of Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Spider-Man, and Spider-Man 2, to sign the poster for a film that he didn’t even direct. I stood defeated. I had lost. I let Blake down, and I let myself down. And there I was, face to face with Sam Raimi, sharpie in hand, poster in front of him. And he wasn’t gonna sign it! He then said, “I’m just kidding! Of course I’ll sign it!” Tobey laughed! I almost fell to the ground! He was signing it, right in front of my face!!! And it was glorious! As soon as he was finished, he looked at me, and I thanked him a million times, and told him what an honor it was to meet him, and be in his presence. And that was it! My quest was over! And it wasn’t just my quest, it was Blake’s quest! And it was the quest of a million fans, to meet their dreams face to face, and accomplish them. And that’s what this whole experience has been, a dream come true, and the accomplishment of half a nerd’s life! Everything I’ve been given, and have been a part of, was so graciously handed to me by some of the best people I’ve ever met in my life. This experience has been the greatest honor, and has been a privilege for me, and Sara. And with that friends, I sign off, and leave my duties of Sony Pictures Official San Diego Comic Con Blogger 2006! And I take home with me the memories of a fantastic journey, and a great feeling of accomplishment. Ladies and Gentlemen, boy and girls, Browncoats, and Trekkies, Jedis’ and Sith, Decepticons and Autobots, this is Steve Zaragoza, signing off!

-Sincerely, Steve Zaragoza “Sony Pictures Comic Con Blogger 06’!”