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The "Situation" (...Scottie K49)

Scottie here. So I don’t know if I’m doing this right. I don’t do computer stuff as good as Jason. I’m sure you’re all aware by now of the situation. No one’s been able to get in touch with Jason for like a month. Not even his parents. I’ve been calling the production office in Japan but no one’s answering. We’ve contacted the authorities in Tokyo but they’ve made no progress. This is pretty messed up I know. I feel like any information anyone has to offer is going to be super helpful in figuring out where he might be.

Comments

Maybe he’s shacking up with one of the actresses or cute young production assistants.

Don’t be such an insensitive bitch. This isn’t a joke.

I wasn’t joking!!! What if it’s true???!

what if you’re an idiot?