-- Jerry Seinfeld in "The Smelly Car"

• Single, thin and very neat
• A "germophobe" who fears anything that has been in or near a toilet
• A successful New York stand-up comic
• Dates a lot of women but never stays with one for very long
• His apartment is the center of a world visited by his eccentric friends George, Elaine and Kramer
• Is often the voice of reason amid all the insanity generated by the people in his world
• Was once dumped by a supermodel who thought she saw him picking his nose
• Is caught making out with his girlfriend during Schindler's List
• Had a 13-year streak of not vomiting
• Abandoned his car because a valet's body odor was permanently left behind
• His comedy act bombs on the Tonight Show after a hotel maid throws out his jokes
• Favorite food is cereal
• Favorite hero is Superman